Jets sign Tomlinson…FIRE PETE PRISCO!!!

Pete Prisco, who covers football for CBS Sportsline, is one of the worst sports writers out there, if you can call him that. He rips on the Jets every chance he gets, he hates Brett Favre for no apparent reason, and his articles overall have little to no redeeming value. Here is the latest garbage out of CBS, on the Jets signing of L.T.

“LT is going to the New York Jets. LaDainian Tomlinson has accepted a two-year deal, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune, which first reported the story.

Big deal.

What, wasn’t Curtis Martin able to help?

Give him five or seven carries. Hope he can handle that. That’s all he’ll deserve.”

Negative douche bag. Tomlinson IS getting old, and is no longer the RB he used to be, but give the guy some fucking credit, two years ago he was the best in the game. He brings a veteran presence to the Jets. He’s a backup.  He can catch the football. All Prisco does is rag on old football players (see Favre). L.T. isn’t going to perform like Favre did this past year at the age of 40, but he certainly brings something to the Jets, and will help them out. Prisco, suck a fat nut.

Desiree Jennings is a Liar.

Honestly, what a stupid bitch. This whole thing just pisses me off.

Think Megan Fox is Hot?

Just another thing to add to the list of reason’s why I hate Megan Fox: Her thumb is abnormally large and gross.

Hollywood has no soul.

In the year 2010, there will be approximately 75 remakes of previous films released. Let me say that again: 75 REMAKES. Here are a few movies that Hollywood will most likely butcher as we start the new decade off :

- A Nightmare on Elm Street

- Back to School

-Child’s Play

-Clash of the Titans

-Footloose

-Porky’s

-Meatballs.

-Poltergeist

-Rosemary’s Baby

-The Birds

-The Blob

-The Karate Kid

-The Rocky Horror Picture Show

-The Thing

The list goes on and on.  Hollywood, you really are the creative type, aren’t you?

Full list at –   http://lazysupper.com/?p=986

Seth Green freaks out…

Apparently some pretty expensive shit was stolen and the security guards had no idea what happened. Honestly, I would be pissed, too.

High school football team misses field goal…and wins?

Vermont high school football should be abolished.

Because today, I learned something.  I learned that in football, it is possible to miss the go ahead field goal with seconds remaining and STILL win the game.  What you are about to watch is, without a doubt, the WORST football play in the history of football, at any level, that I have ever seen. 

Just watch the video below. Why those kids were standing there in the first place boggles my mind.

You don’t have to be stupid to realize something here – It’s a field goal! You let the ball hit the ground, the game ends. You catch it, (I don’t know why you would anyway) and you take a knee, the game is over. You stand to the side of the field picking your ass, the game is over.  You run around the field naked shouting obscenities, the game is over. You literally do anything BUT what this kid does, and the game is over, you win.  

This is just as much the coaches fault as it is the stupid kids. I still don’t understand why those kids were standing there. 

1:31 seconds in

People of Walmart!

AKA the greatest website/blog of all-time!

I can’t believe I haven’t heard of this sooner. Basically, what it is is an assortment of photo’s from the most interesting people who shop at the controversial mega store. It was created by the three coolest college students I wish I knew. From the website:

“Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels.”

Below are a couple of my personal favorites.

Wow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cars of wal-mart. Just go check out the site www.peopleofwalmart.com

Was Disney really anti-semitic?

Honestly, I don’t know, but Family Guy apparently thinks so. Really fucked up stuff!

I did a little research. Here is an explanation from the Disney website in regards to Disney’s anti-semitic rumors.

“How do myths like Walt’s supposed anti-Semitism begin? Did Walt make offhand comments about the Jewish union members during the painful strike of 1940? Likely. Might some of his executives have harbored anti-Semitic feelings that were wrongly ascribed to Walt himself? Very possibly. Did some of his early cartoons — notably “Three Little Pigs” — contain the kind of unpleasant Jewish caricatures that were common to many cartoon studios at the time? Certainly. Did a few Jewish men who had difficult relationships with Walt speculate that the reason was because they were Jewish? Also yes. Does all this add up to an anti-Semite? Not by any means.”

So, just because he made some anti-semitic comments towards union members during a strike, and just because everyone he worked with was anti-semitic, and just because some of his cartoons had anti-semitic feelings, and just because he fought with “a few” jewish men, and just because, and just because … that doesn’t make him an anti-semite!

Give me a FUCKING break!

Anyway, A+ for the family guy season premiere, was definitely one of the funnier episodes you will ever see.  As for The Cleveland Show?  Eh…

Can Kimbo Slice save UFC Heavyweights?

Kimbo is slated to fight some fat ass redneck next Wednesday. Can he save the show from complete failure?

They better sure as hell hope so, because the first two episodes, or rather, the first two fights of the UFC flagship show, were pathetic, to put it best.

Seriously, first weeks fight consisted of one guy laying on top of another guy for 30 minutes, flapping around and such. It was like watching two whales have sex.  This last week, the fight consisted of one extremely large but out of shape asshole, versus another out of shape asshole who ran away from the latter the entire fight. Both guys struggled to catch their breath by the end of the first round.  Maybe boxing is the better sport after all?

Maybe, but Heavyweights aren’t the best MMA class, anyway.

Is Kimbo a Fraud or is he the real deal? Wednesday maybe we will find out.

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Here are the most common seach enginge terms that people have entered on google or yahoo to get to my blog the past couple of days.

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These are terms people used to find your blog.

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